This made me chuckle

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 24 states. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet’s natural life….

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved ….

Sounds like a bargain to me…

It reminded me of the story of the door to door evangelist who was predicting the end of the world very soon and calling people to repent and be saved. The owner of the home asked him if he was absolutely sure of his message, to which the evangelist replied ‘of course!’

The smart homeowner then said he’d become a Christian if the evangelist would sign over all of his worldly assets to him on the day he predicted the world’s end.

Seeing he wouldn’t need them any more it seemed like a fair thing.

Of course the evangelist wasn’t that sure of his prediction…